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20 / 5 / 2013 @ 15:57
(source: falloutyoungmale)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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20 / 5 / 2013 @ 15:56
(source: sabrinagrimm)

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

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20 / 5 / 2013 @ 15:54
(source: juilan)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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20 / 5 / 2013 @ 15:54
(source: njena)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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20 / 5 / 2013 @ 06:32
(source: landofbluesmoke)

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: landofbluesmoke)

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19 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:32
(source: lameborghini-deactivated2013051)

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot