February 2012
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
hot boy: hi i'm famous
hot boy: hi i'm gay
hot boy: hi i'm a douchebag
hot boy: hi i'm twice your age
cupofplumtea:
NUMBER ONE TUMBLR RULE: WHEN TUMBLR’S CREATOR IS ON YOUR DASH, AUTOMATIC REBL—
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
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