i can't help it that i'm so popular

me nombre es emily. this blog is me in a nutshell. i just like to have fun. I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES. my interests are very attractive men, friends, reasonable people with some intelligence, thg series, the host, writing, and helping others. i'm part black jesus. yolo. none for gretchen wieners, but for you glen coco! HUNGER GAMES GANG OR DIE

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6 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:00

i did my best
education nation

that awkward moment when someone from tumblr manages to get on TV to voice their opinion on school like whatttt

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21 / 4 / 2013 @ 20:57

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16 / 4 / 2013 @ 16:59
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THIS IS ME

pure-eccedentesiast:

Careful with Emily is super cool oh my god hello hello are you there hello job chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate I wish you would recognize cats hahahahahahahahaha oh oh my god holy s*** started out s***** where is haha how long was cool wowza oh man too much rice what I say hallo order call order Oh Lord on normal to bleed Wardlow you’re drunk go home phone you’re drunk what is oh my god

me talking while documenting aitana participating in my IRP test.

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16 / 4 / 2013 @ 16:58
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pure-eccedentesiast:

I love pancakes pancakes I really like pancakes why do I like pancakes because their chocolate I’m so foxy I don’t write it always picks up my voice wait wait to hear me now can you hear me now haha nipples who who Doctor Who daftar what just your what just know no like nooo yes day ago good boy day ago there ya go get the cookie b**** it said there ya go not there you go beautiful pretty people in our family people in our family shut the f*** up what us un censored the word suck no f*** f*** uncensored word f*** uncensored what about dick there you go penis Mystikal Oh Oh Lord gonorrhea yes for peas 4p yeah oh yeah herpes simple list send a list syphilis we go again b**** Kim is a c*** ooh what to watch what 20 twat are we go eff you see Kay really Italian me Italian you haha you tell you you tell you to shut the f*** up b.i.t.c.h did you know cung no teeth erase cung f*** what delete Dr Who Doctor Who so uh who likes Doctor Who awkward pause it is though so how about that a Donna Noble what about that up airplane food what’s the deal with airline food morning boy am I tired 1 boy I’m tired so clearly and prostitutes prostitutes apparently Ernest Hemingway like to write about
And this is why I love Google let’s cuddle b**** uh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah haha haha hahaha why would you do my wood what is this device my would like my morning wood do you like jelly beans do you like waffles yes I like waffles now wake yo welcome to morning wood mean we have a free box for all in Bros what’s this thing is can go f*** a bad update you suck YouTube students can suck a bag off with dicks offer really come on no you come on call me on math is not okay you haha math math math math math math math methamphetamine add the teeth out what at the teeth out oh you said methamphetamine that’s like math why do you need math and chemistry and can you get the pictures of dicks hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha add a dog look at that dogs hahaha I meant I’m ready I’m pretty I am ready are you ready to feed I’m rad s*** ratchet that out cold Wow Brad b**** s*** b**** Brad b**** s*** b**** s*** b**** f*** titties m************ c*** Wow mother f***** AppLocker blur out app Locker blur out Wow f*** f*** mother mother f*** smoking weed smoking weed drinking beers beers beers rolling fatties smoking blunts what really invented 1 15 bucks little man put that s*** in my hand if that money does it show it’s a money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me up my jungle love oh yeah oh yeah oh I think I wanna know your Nokia DC you’re really good is Google you are really good at this Google do I have to slow this s*** down for you dumb b****** Emily and I talked to Alex Jones Alex Jones f*** that b**** f*** that b**** this enter to see that space Emily and I AIT on a hey I see a NA Emily and and that’s awesome b**** are out app of here of your act to me SIA goodbye

me and aitana talking on google speak and this is what came out
we were documenting shelby participating in my IRP test.

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6 / 4 / 2013 @ 23:57

itrisprior asked:
I DEMAND PICTURES OF THIS PROM DRESS

BEHOLD MY AMAZING DRESS THAT I LIKE FUCKING GOT FOR $30 WHEN IT WAS ORIGINALLY $80 YAYYY (:

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3 / 4 / 2013 @ 21:10

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29 / 3 / 2013 @ 21:22

like i don’t think i’ve ever wanted to be in a relationship with some amazing guy even more than ever

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27 / 3 / 2013 @ 21:49

this one time i made a post on facebook and my friend left a sassy comment so i told him to go away and we actually don’t talk to each other anymore

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18 / 3 / 2013 @ 16:36

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26 / 2 / 2013 @ 21:05

ey dawg i heard you like cats so i put a cat next to your cat painting as he tries to pose like a real cat by your fake cat because cats

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25 / 2 / 2013 @ 18:30

so we were at lunch today and my second cousin wanted to play a game but when i told him that it would cost money he took out my aunt’s wallet and

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23 / 2 / 2013 @ 09:43

sometimes i wish i was popular or really well liked in school because then i would be acknowledged about the little things that i do and wouldn’t that be just so great

i could be like “didn’t burn my toast this morning #finally” and people would like praise me and give me awards and congratulation remarks because that’s how i feel the popular people are treated and i want to be loved like that okay

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3 / 1 / 2013 @ 19:44

remember that one time when my friend told me to search blue waffle and took a photo of my reaction